Saturday, 12 December 2009
Sir Alan Beith
This is an open letter to my local MP.
Dear Sir Alan
As the propaganda sheet issued by your local constituency office polluted my doormat this morning, I thought it might be prudent to respond to you.
In this ill considered pamphlet you were foolish enough to mention that you had served this constituency for the better part of thirty years.
In this time you have achieved exactly what?
To date we still do not have a dualled A1, our local hospital is little more than a part time clinic.
We no longer have a full time police station and village schools continue to be closed.
Yes you have been successful in meeting with moaning minnies in your Berwick and Alnwick offices, which has clearly helped you get re-elected.
Your greatest success no doubt has been achieving a knighthood for yourself and getting your former secretary into the House of Lords.
Nice and cosey for the pair of you but it does little for North Northumberland.
Are you seriously considering standing for re-election, because sir you are a complete tit and represent a party that couldn't manage a whelk stall!
I bid you good day!