Saturday, 3 October 2009
Depending on the part of the World you are from,they are either Mobile Telephones or Cellphones and they are a part of every day life for millions of people.
Until recently I had one,pretty much from their inception as one of the tools of my working career and have seen them reduce in size and become ever more complex in terms of functionality.
Those of you who have read my profile will know that I am not in the first flush of youth and as a consequence not overly obsessed with technology.
My old Nokia having given me loyal and faithful service for many years,finally died three months ago and being a dutiful environmentalist I sent it away for re-cycling,receiving £27 for my trouble.
I have now been without a mobile for three months and feel totally liberated!
I no longer receive incomprehensible texts from people using idiotic dehumanising predictive texting.
I no longer have pointless conversations with people I am going to see in five minutes time.
I can enjoy a pint in my local pub without the bloody thing going off!
So ladies and gentlemen I have come to the conclusion that these objects are certainly irrelevant in my life and I suspect the same applies to the vast majority of people in the World.
Freedom is at hand,join this old dinosaur and liberate yourself today and no longer need you answer your phone to listen to some buffoon asking 'where are you?'.